alcohol is not the answer
alcohol is the question, yes is the answer
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
Not even close to ok
when your teacher asks you what 3+3 is
"The Flicking Candle Company"
clever clever clever use of name AND font.
The Shining | 1981, Dir. Stanley Kubrick
"MY BIRDBATH HAS ALREADY BEEN SUPLEXED."
WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I LAUGHING.
Finishing off your man like
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
The saddest shit ever said. (via dvadeset-sedmi-august)