M.I.A. is like the cool older sister who was the first sibling in the family to take the heat for everything and paved the way for you and your right to party
Kurt Vonnegut. “The Melancholia of Everything Completed,” in Kurt Vonnegut: The Last Interview and Other Conversations. Edited by Tom McCartan. (Brooklyn: Melville House, 2011): 146. [This interview originally appeared in Stop Smiling, August 2006]. (via thesewindmills)
Kurt Vonnegut (via nyctaeus)
Dracula asks the important questions.
let’s talk about the universe and make out
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."